先生だって面白い!衝撃発言まとめ
学校の先生といえば、まじめだったり厳しかったりというイメージが大きいですが、そんな先生たちも面白発言をうっかりしてしまったりするんですね。
そんな先生の面白発言を7つお届けします。
1,正式名称
「AKB総選挙」ってありますけど、あれ実は「AKB株主総会」が正しいんですね。一人一票の選挙とは違って、より多くの金を出してより多くの株券を買った人により大きい権利があるのが株主総会なんです。#教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉 政経担当の担任が言っててくそわろたwwww ts_0201
— 激笑bot (@gekiwarai_bot) September 15, 2012
2,逆バージョン
先生に間違って「お母さん!」と呼びかける逆バージョンだけど高校の倫理の先生は授業中に「お父さんねー、……あっ、!」 …って言ってクラス全員萌死にさせた #教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉
— とりよし (@toriyoshi22) September 21, 2012
3, This is not a pen…
授業でペアを組めと言われて一人余ってぽつんとしていたら、外国人英語教師が優しい笑顔で私の前に現れた。そして私のけしごむを手に取り、私の目の前に置いて彼は呟いた。…「This is your friend」と。 #教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉
— 卓修羅の民 きづち (@kizuchi613) October 11, 2011
4, 火事場の馬鹿?
校内放送「火事です、火事です。火災が発生しました。生徒の皆さんは避難を開始してください。(避難訓練)」数学教師「ごめんみんな!この1問だけ説明させて!大丈夫助かるから!」 #教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉
— 笑顔の宅急便 (@egao_takkyubin) May 18, 2020
5, ゲーマーな先生
携帯をマナーモードにし忘れていて、授業中ポケモンのじてんしゃの音楽が鳴り響いた時の担当の一言 「誰だ今自転車乗ったの。降りろ」 #教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉
hage71zo— 笑う門には福来るBOT (@waraubot) May 17, 2020
6, モテ期
「おいお前ら、モテ期って3回来るっていうだろ?その3回にはな、実は重解と虚数解も含まれるんだよ。だから三重解ですごいモテ期が1回だけ来る人もいるし、逆に全部虚数解で1回もモテ期がないやつもいるんだぞwww」 #教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉 夢が壊れた瞬間だったkorune_love
— わら猫bot (@pupupubot) November 18, 2019
7, 笑っていれば?
「シクシク」って泣きますよね。「ハハハハ」って笑いますよね?4×9=36、8×8=64で、答えを足すと100になります。人生を100とすると悲しい事は36、嬉しい事は64、倍近くある!どんなに号泣(5×9=45)しても半分以下。人生泣き笑いで100。 #教師に言われた衝撃的な言葉
— ブラック版ワロスwwwBOT (@wwww_bot) May 11, 2020
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